Story Time with JOHN ;D

***Please note that all stories posted are from C&G and should not be taken seriously***

Meeting of the Clans

ColourTheory: -spinning around in chair- Weeeeeee!
MOOJL: We shall make peace, da?
SilentSwords: We already are at peace.
Jlcompton89: -plays with toy sword-
Fooger: SilentSwords, I'm happy for you and i'mma let you finish, but...
SilentSwords: Don't. Even. Say. It.
Fooger: ...Sleet Clan is the leetest clan of all time.
SilentSwords: -vaporizes fooger with laser- Anyone else?
ColourTheory: -still spinning in chair- What did you say?
Vaktus: -busts in- This meeting is ov-
ColourTheory: -accidentally rolls over Vaktus with chair- Oops.
SonicTheHedgehogXX: -starts inserting free models in corner-
Vaktus: Stop that!
SonicTheHedgehogXX: But I'm making a new baaaaaase!
ColourTheory: -spins in chair more- Weeeeee!

ColourTheory: Why doesn't every clan have a pony yet?
SilentSwords: Uhh...
Vaktus: Well...
MOOJL: Hmm...
ColourTheory: RAT has one. Frost Clan has one. Hell, even FEAR has one.
Justgoaway1: I also have one.
Jlcompton89: -swinging sword around- Me too.
MOOJL: We have bears on unicycles instead.
Vaktus: We have a Nyan Cat.
SilentSwords: WE HAVE LASERS!
ColourTheory: Ah, forget it. -starts spinning in chair again-

ColourTheory: No fun allowed.
STHXX: Do building new bases out of free models count as fun?
ColourTheory: Yes, because it's easy, and easiness leads to fun.
STHXX: BUT I WANNA BUILD WITH FREE MODEEEEEEELS!
ColourTheory: Too bad.
MOOJL: Where's my bear with a unicycle?
SilentSwords: I vaporized him with a laser.
MOOJL: Noooooo! Not Ivan!
Jlcompton89: -rides pony- Wait a minute...do I even have the scripting skills to even make a pony? Hmm. I'm not sure...
TimeLord: Dummkopfs!
LordVade: Who invited the CDS leader?
MOOJL: Who invited the IL leader?
ColourTheory: Who the hell are these people?

ColourTheory: -starts assembling guns-
SilentSwords: -starts assembling guns-
Vaktus: -starts assembling guns-
STHXX: -starts getting guns from free models-
Reaven: -starts getting meshes-
Justgoaway1: -starts assembling guns-
Jlcompton89: -starts assembling swords-
TimeLord: -flips table-
SilentSwords: Whoa!
ColourTheory: What the hell?
TimeLord: Damn it, I want my group back!
MOOJL: "What the moderator says, goes..."
TimeLord: MAJORTOM DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, YOU SOVIET!
Justgoaway1: Calm down...
Reaven: Did anyone notice I'm here?
ColourTheory: -shoots reaven with Cyclone-
STHXX: -pulls STHXX out of free models then leaves room unnoticed-
-STHXX accidentally gets sliced by jlcompton89-
Jlcompton89: Whoops. Wait, was it an accident?
ColourTheory: Who cares?

Fooger: Hey, I'm back.
SilentSwords: Wait, I killed you.
Fooger: There's a respawn point at my base, you dumba-
Jlcompton89: Who wants caaaaaake?
ColourTheory: -facedesks onto cake-
Splecki: -waves arms around and runs around the room- YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ColourTheory: -shoots splecki-
STHXX: I'm ba-
Jlcompton89: -slices STHXX by accident again-
Me: -bursts into room with TransAm-
Everyone: :pokerface:
Me: -drives out of room-
ColourTheory: Where is my robot friend...
Vaktus: -is holding RAT weapons cache in hands-
ColourTheory: :pokerface:
Vaktus: -sneaks out of room-
Jlcompton89: Wanna go swordfighting?
Everyone: NO.
Jlcompton89: :okay:

Justgoaway1: IN SOVIET RUSSIA-
MOOJL: If you make a Soviet Russia joke, I swear...
ColourTheory: We have... THE FATHERLAND.
MOOJL: We have the Motherland.
Reaven: We used to have a male queen.
Fooger: -crosses arms-
TimeLord: Was it that dummkopf BobaTheWoman? -snickers-
Reaven: -whacks timelord with mesh-
TimeLord: Ow, that virtual plastic mesh hurts, make it stop!
ColourTheory: -sighs-

Lmperador: MOTHERLAAAAND!
MOOJL: The Motherland belongs to the UAF.
ColourTheory: Who the hell is this guy?
TimeLord: Who's this dummkopf?
Fooger: Ban him.
SilentSwords: Well...
Jlcompton89: -slices lmperador-
ColourTheory: I'm pretty sure that wasn't an accident this time.
TDfall: WE ARE FAMILY,
MOOJL: I GOT ALL MY SISTERS AND ME!
ColourTheory: Oh great, UCR is here...
Fooger: WE ARE FAMILY,
ColourTheory: Ugh, not you too...
Jlcompton89: Hippies.
TDfall: Hippie-crit.
ColourTheory: That is the most idiotic word I have ever heard besides "swag."

ColourTheory: More ponies and tech.
Vaktus: More Nyan Cat.
MOOJL: More bears with unicycles.
SilentSwords: More lasers.
Jlcompton89: More swords.
TimeLord: More German mafia.
Fooger: More leetness.
LordVade: More lasers.
SilentSwords: Don't copy me.
Justgoaway1: More divisions.
Chaddster: More divisions.
Justgoaway1: Don't copy me.
SilentSwords: Don't copy me.
TDfall: More family.
STHXX: More free models.
Vaktus: More Helghast.
Me: More war clan deletions.

Jlcompton89: Hey, can I invite my loyal army of dukes and princes?
Vaktus: Why?
Jlcompton89: To ban interlopers. HURR.
ColourTheory: -sips coffee-
Splecki: You people stink.
MOOJL: Your motherland stinks.
Lmperador: Ooh snap!
ColourTheory: Everyone shut up. You're interrupting my coffee break.
Fooger: Telamon says SC is his favorite war clan.
Justgoaway1: Oh, shut up, fooger.
STHXX: Yeah. Everyone knows FEAR is his favorite.
Justgoaway1: You shut up too.
ColourTheory: Everyone just shut up.
EliteJynx: ban/all
Justgoaway1: Hey!
TimeLord: Dummkopf!
MOOJL: Nyaah!
ColourTheory: Damn it.
EliteJynx: Oops.

This Server has been Shutdown.

TDfall: Do we really need a WUCR?
ColourTheory: I believe not.
MOOJL: Niet.
TimeLord: Nein.
FirefliesFan1: You cannot take us apart!
ColourTheory: :challengeaccepted:
[War with WUCR]
FirefliesFan1: That wasn't fair.
ColourTheory: Life isn't fair.
FirefliesFan1: Your group is the 3rd biggest in Roblox!
ColourTheory: So?
FirefliesFan1: Our group only has 200-something members!
ColourTheory: -sips coffee-

Meanwhile, in the small clans meeting room...
Litalela: I quit.
Comiconor: Okay, see ya.
DeepFreeze: We need more members...
FirefliesFan1: I lead WUCR, but males are in it...now how does that add up?
DeepFreeze: I really don't know.
Comiconor: I'm not sure either.
DeepFreeze: I'm bored.

An average day in the house of SONICTHEHEDGEHOGXX
Sonic: NOOB
Shadow: NO U NOOB
Sonic: UR THE NOOB NOOB
Shadow: NOOB ILL EXILE YOU
Sonic: YOU CANT EXILE ME NOOB
Shadow: YA ILL HACK NOOB
Sonic: OMG REPORTED
Shadow: NOOB I DONT WANT TO GET BANNED
Their mom: You're both grounded if you don't stop.
Sonic: NOOB
Shadow: NOOB ILL EXILE YOU
Sonic: YOU CANT EXILE ME NOOB
Shadow: YA ILL HACK NOOB
Their mom: You're both grounded.
Sonic: NOOB YOU CANT DO THAT I HAVE OBC
Shadow's friend knocks on the door.
Friend: HI NOOBS
Shadow: SUP
Sonic: LOL
Shadow: OMG NOOB
Friend: ROFL
Shadow: NOOBS
Sonic: NO U

An average day in the house of Donkeyo4
Mom: Jake, it's time for dinner.
Jake: WAIT I HAVE TO KILL THIS INTERNET DRAGON SO I CAN KILL BIGGER INTERNET DRAGONS
Mom: Jake, now.
Jake: NO WAIT LEMME FINISH THIS QUEST
Mom: Jake, if I have to ask a THIRD time-
Jake: LOL I OWNED THIS NOOB
Mom: That's it, I'm coming up there.
Jake: LOL NOOB YOU CANT COME IN HEER I PUT A SPELL ON THE DOOR
Mom: Jake, the door opens fine.
Jake: OMG U SCRIPT KIDDIE U HACKD
Mom: If I have to drag you off that chair-
Jake: LOL IMA KILL YOU WITH MY AXE
Mom: Ja-
Jake: OMG U SCRIPT KIDDIE I WAS IN A PVP WORLD NOW IM NOT WTF DID U DO
Mom: JAKE!
Jake: LOL NOW IM LEVEL 51

An average day in the house of Trick555
Trick looks down there.
Trick: MOM ITS STILL THERE
Mom: What?
Trick: MOM U SED THIS POTION WOULD REMOVE IT
Mom: Oh, dang.
Trick: MOM!
Mom: That's the last time I use Craigs List.
Trick: MOM I NEED ANOTHER DRINK
Mom: Honey, it said only 2 sips.
Trick: PLZ
Mom: No!
Trick takes the bottle anyway and drains it all.
Trick evaporates.

An average day in the house of Lordnathan
Mom: Nathan, we're going to the mall, come on.
Nathan: WAIT I HAV 2 FINISH SPAWNKILLING THIS GUY
Mom: Now, Nathan.
Nathan: WAIT I HAVE 2 BAN THIS NOOB 4 KILLING ME
Mom: Nathan, come ON.
Nathan: Ban/mom
Nathan: WHY ISNT IT WORKING
Nathan's friend knocks on the door.
Mom: Nathan, get that.
Nathan: U GET IT
Mom: You can get up and open the door.
Nathan: NO I CANT U KNOW MY PROBLEM WITH MOVING
Nathan's friend opens the door, throws his coat on the carpet and rummages through Nathan's fridge.
Nathan: GET OUT MY FRIDGE NOOB
Friend: NOOB
Mom: NATHAN WE'RE GOING NOW!
Nathan: NOOB
Nathan: ban/noob
Lordnathan dissapears.

An average day in the house of PizzaMan1000 **
Uh.... He goes outside and hugs a tree...?
l0l tr33 hugg3r

An average day in the house of theelitehacker
Theelitehacker: MOM GET ME A SODA
Mom: No.
Theelitehacker: MOM GET ME A SODA
Mom: No!
Theelitehacker: MOM GET ME A SODA AND A BURGER
Mom: NO!
Theelitehacker: MOM HELP ME SPAWNKILL THIS GUY
Mom: Okay.
Theelitehacker: MOM UR DOIN IT WRONG
Mom: You're doing it wrong!
Theelitehacker: MOM
Mom: WHAT!
Theelitehacker: JUST WANTED 2 SAY MOM

An average day in the house of Pspjohn1
Psp: 0k4y l3t$ k1ll th1$ n0b.
Psp's brother: y4 l3ts k1ll h1m.
Psp: r34dy n0b?
Psp's brother: y u c4ll m3 n0b
Psp: bcuz u r n0b
Psp's brother: n0 ur the n0b
Psp: 0mg MOM
Mom: SHUT UP
Psp: n0b!!!!1!!!11!!!seven!1
On screen, Happyfang kills Pspjohn. He bans Happyfang's character.
Psp: l0l n0t s0 h4ppy n0w r u!!!1
Psp's brother: l0l u 0nt th4t n0b, n0b.
Psp: 0mg n0b

An average day in the life of Aceslayer
Ace: Anyone want to swordfight?
Person: Okay.
Ace pwns the person.
Ace: LOL OWNT NOOB
Person 2: Lol try to beat me noob!
Ace pwns the prson.
Ace: LOL PWNT NOOB
Donkeyo4 informs Ace of a secret meeting to launch an attack on UAF.
D4: Alright guys, this needs to be a stealth mission. We are going to assassinate the UAF high ranks.
TDFall: Alright, I suggest we have a trained team of snipers infiltrate each one of their houses and take them out.
Ace: I suggest we bomb the crap out of their houses.
Chicomonsta: I think we should have an elite squad of ground units take them all out at their base.
Ace: I suggest we grab hammers and smack them to death.
Kirbydlx: Hm... we could disguise ourselves as UAF soldiers and use silencer pistols to assassinate them.
Ace: Hey do we have nukes?

An average day in the house of Soccerpr89
At his NFC Headquarters....
Soccer: ban/happyfang
Soccer: ban/Gone
Soccer: ban/belial
Soccer: ban/trick
Soccer: god/me
Soccer: walkspeed/me/100
Soccer: ban/nonadmins
Soccer: NIGHTFALL CLAN ROOLZ

An average day in the life of Caleb10909 **
Caleb: NOOBS TRAIN HARDR
Friend: What are you talking about, Caleb?
Caleb: NOOB I SAID TRAIN!
Friend: Caleb, I'm trying to watch TV
Caleb: IS THAT TRAINING
Friend: ...No?
Caleb: ALRIGHT, YOUR DEMOTD
Friend: Huh?
Caleb: OPPOSING THE LEADER NOW UR EXILED
Friend: WHAT?
Caleb: LOL NOOB UR PUSHING IT
Friend: Caleb I'm going to leave now.
Caleb: U KANT LEEV I HAS THE EXIT SURROUNDD BY SNIPRS
Friend: Oh really? Where are the snipers?
Caleb: OMG THYE DESERTED ME IM EXILING

An average day in the life of Infinitive **
infitive is train his solders good

An average day in the life of Atrixeagle1
Atrix: MOM WHERE R MY SERVANTS
Mom: What?
Atrix: MY SERVANS
Mom: What are you talking abou?
Atrix: MY SERVNTS FRUM UCR
Mom: Whats a UCR?
Atrix: LOL! U FAIL
Mom: That's not very nice.
Atrix: WATCH IT MISSY I'LL DEMOTE YOU
Mom: ...
Atrix: LOL OWNED
Mom: .....
Atrix: LOL K NOW SRSLY CAN I BE VICE PRES NOW

An average day in the life of Jlcompton89
Mom: Come on (Jordan...? I don't know. We will refer to him as Jordan)
JL: K where we goin
Mom; To the mall.
JL: K let me grab my uniform.
Mom: ... what?
JL: My NB uniform. Everyone has 2 know I r NB.
Mom: Whatever....
At the mall...
Mom: JORDAN! Get away from that poor cashier!
JL: Wut?
Mom: Stop hurting him!
Jordan releases his grip on the cashier's throat.
JL: But mom he called me a noob!!
Cashier: I said "Your total is $3.45!!"
JL: MOM HE DID IT AGAIN
In another part of the store...
Mom: JORDAN! Get out of the water fountain!
JL: Wut
Mom: OUT!
JL: But mom I r relaxing
Mom: OUT, NOW!
JL: OMG MOM UR SUCH A TRAITOR
At the clothes store...
JL: OMFG! 50 robux for this shirt?!!? THESE PPL R NOOBS!
At the cafeteria...
JL: WUT!?!?! A NEW SODA GEAR? WTF Y WASNT I TOLD OF THIS
At the exit, JL proceeds to jump into the bushes and wait for someone to walk by. A poor unfortunate soul happens to walk buy his bush, and JL tackles him to the ground.
JL: LOL AMBUSHED NOOB

An average day in the life of SHREKODUDE
(On roblox)
Shrek: Hey RAT peepls can I haz high rank in RAT cuz I like it vrry much.
Donkey: D'OKAY
Two days later
Shrek: Um Donkey I accidentally screwed up a rai-
Donkey: YOU'RE EXILED
Two days later
Shrek: Hey RFA peepls can I haz promoter in RFA cuz I like it vrry much.
Ben: D'OKAY
Two days later
Shrek: Um Ben I accidentally nuked one of our bas-
Ben: YOU'RE EXILED
Two days later
Shrek: Hey donkey I'm back

I lol'd at Ace.

Lol.

MORE PLEASE JOHN. :3

Yes, John,

More please...

Discorded Doctor wrote:Yes, John,

More please...

Nou



I got it all from C&G, they don't post stories, and when they do, they usually suck....

John... has...talent...

JOHNSTER98 wrote:

Discorded Doctor wrote:Yes, John,

More please...

Nou



I got it all from C&G, they don't post stories, and when they do, they usually suck....

Do one of me? <3

Since when has MASTERMATT has been on these forums? qq

since yesterday